Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Introducing: Josh Caldwell



The main reason I'm interested in improv is that it will be just another medium to spend time laughing with my awesome friends and hopefully make some other people laugh a little bit too! My favorite actor would probably have to be Robin Williams, no real reason other than the fact that he is Ms. Doubtfire. I guess not much really needs to be added to that point. I'm pretty much up to eating anywhere that doesn't include cilantro. I'm also a sucker for ranch dressing. I'm my years as a dedicated ranch aficionado, I would have to say the Patio takes the gold metal with Chili's earning a very well deserved silver.


When I'm not spending my days explaining to seniors why their house phones can't change channels on their televisions, I typically find reasons to be angry on the Internet. A hobby of mine is being a rabblerouser and a provocateur, at least that is what is perceived by some. I prefer to think of it as sarcasm, but some people just like to be offended.


I really wish I had hair. I truly feel like I have been dealt a shitty hand when it came to luscious locks. I'm contemplating a skullet, as it would be rather classy. I mean just because there is nothing on top doesn't mean I can't jazz up the sides a bit, but maybe my dreams of having golden Brett Michael's hair are slightly delusional. I have tried having hair a couple of times and I felt like people treated me better when I resembled and overweight Fabio. Oh well.

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